Jesus Christ went to Prison Today

25 May

Jesus Christ went to prison today.
He was resurrected outside Washington DC
And immediately attended an antiwar rally.

Jesus finally appeared and
When they took him away,
Fox News didn’t know what to do.

Here was Jesus, resurrected
And he turns out to be a liberal
So they pulled the story

And ran one instead
About a celebrity who forgot
To put her pants on.


Posted by on May 25, 2007 in Culture, Poetry, Religion, Social


2 responses to “Jesus Christ went to Prison Today

  1. Sewa Yoleme

    May 25, 2007 at 12:38 PM

    You’d think there’d be room for both Jesus AND Paris Hilton.But you’d be wrong.

  2. Every 7th Day

    June 1, 2007 at 5:02 PM

    Just what I needed on a Friday, afternoon.Thanks!


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