Jesus Christ went to prison today.
He was resurrected outside Washington DC
And immediately attended an antiwar rally.
Jesus finally appeared and
When they took him away,
Fox News didn’t know what to do.
Here was Jesus, resurrected
And he turns out to be a liberal
So they pulled the story
And ran one instead
About a celebrity who forgot
To put her pants on.
Adam Byrn Tritt 
Sewa Yoleme
May 25, 2007 at 12:38 PM
You’d think there’d be room for both Jesus AND Paris Hilton.But you’d be wrong.
Every 7th Day
June 1, 2007 at 5:02 PM
Just what I needed on a Friday, afternoon.Thanks!